Trump Rally And NAMBLA Clash Heads Over Convention Center

Rochester, NY- A surprising turn of events has now seen Donald Trump’s political machine having to slow its tour because of a scheduling conflict.

The Rochester Tech Park was already booked for the national meeting of the NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association), a group that advocates for pedophiles and child molesters.

Talks were heated Saturday when Trump’s campaign argued that their needs were greater, and that the campaign had had the reservation for nearly a week. The boy touchers merely grunted at this and started staring at nearby children.

After a busy Saturday of discussion over who would eventually use the Tech Park, they came to an agreement that both could use it at the same time.

Katrina Pierson, Trump’s campaign spokesperson, publicly announced that “Trump supporters and registered child molesters have much in common, and will be able to share the space with relative ease, since there was already so much cross-pollination between groups.”

Donald Trump refused to comment because he was too busy eating farts.

Both rallies are happening today at the Rochester Tech Park and will be followed by a private Q&A press conference for Trump with local news teams, and the NAMBLA “Boy Wranglin'” event, in which NAMBLA members invite their fellow Trump supporters to help them round up all of the little boys in the area.

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