Man Trying To Merge Into Lane Says “Fuck It” And Violently Swerves Into Traffic

Rochester,NY- Rush hour traffic. We’ve all been there. You’re just getting out of a long day of work and all you want to do is go home and have a nice cold beer to kick off the rest of your night. Kyle Linden was feeling this way Friday afternoon. Kyle clocked out on Friday with high hopes. Kyle found himself turning onto 590 North, as Kyle was speeding up he realized in order to make it to his exit he would have to cross over three lanes in order to get to his exit on time. We spoke with Kyle to understand his point of view on this situation.

“You know I just dont get it, why would my exit be on the complete opposite side of where I need to be? You think they would create some straight path to my home, instead of making me try to cross the road like a game of frogger. You know I did think for a moment about turning on my left blinker and slowly lane by lane trying to make my way across. Then I thought to myself. Do I care about the safety of others?  The answer is no. So I drove my car through three lanes in the span of five seconds. Sure I heard beeps and screams, maybe even an accident or two, but you know what? I made it home. That’s all that really matters to me.”

Kyle informed us that he may have been driving under the influence of being just a complete asshole.

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Author: Colonmichael2020

Writer, comedian, barista and someone who takes time out his day to bring you things I find important. BE GONE FROM MY PRESENCE!

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