4 Things Donald Trump Should have Said Instead Of “Grab Them By The Pussy”

Rochester,NY- Donald Trump has said quite the number of things over this past year. From calling Mexicans rapist, to mocking a disabled journalist. As of recently, Donald Trump as of recently found himself in hot water for being caught on tape saying he would “Grab them by the pussy”. Reflecting on this situation, we have come up with five others things Donald Trump should have said instead.

1)  Grab them by the hand and take them to a nice dinner and treat them with love and respect.

2) Grab them by the pussy because your their gynecologist and you have a professional obligation to do so and make sure to be respectful about it.

3) Grab them by the pussy, because you’re in the middle of intercourse and you’ve already established an emotional connection with this person and cant wait to talk about it afterwards and how comfortable you were around each other during that experience.

4) Grab them by pussy and let them know you’re not a rapist, you just don’t know how to start small talk.

 

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Author: Colonmichael2020

Writer, comedian, barista and someone who takes time out his day to bring you things I find important. BE GONE FROM MY PRESENCE!

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